• I feel totally ready for the Boston Marathon. Marathons are easy!
• I love Linkin Park’s music.
• I really dislike broccoli.
• It’s amazing how well rested I feel.
• I handle stress really well.
• I want another baby.
• Skirts are totally my comfort zone.
• I’m totally glam.
• I love makeup.
• I am the go-to-gal for hair advice.
• I ran today.
• I have really crappy employees. They never save my bacon!
• Being a mom is super easy. I was born for this job.
• Transformers is a totally awesome movie franchise.
• I think my next big thing will be a figure competition.
• The Tonight Show sucks. Jimmy Fallon doesn’t rock.
• Vampires are so cool. I loved when they were everywhere.
• Swings are so much fun. Wheeee……..
• I have too much free time.

PS…. I pity ‘da fool that believes this list! Happy April Fools Day!